President-elect Donald Trump agreed to pay a $25 million settlement in lawsuits against Trump University. This, however, is not an indication that the esteemed Trump University was at all fraudulent or phony – Trump just has a lot on his plate right now and can’t deal with trivial legal allegations. In fact, TU (go Pageant Girls!) was an educational hub, with a curriculum as tough as a Twitter troll to prove it. See for yourself – here are extracted summaries of the most popular majors at the very legitimate Trump University: White American Studies Students will learn about the rich,…
Author: Christian Tucci
Christian Tucci
Christian Tucci is a writer, artist, and performer living in New York City. Find more of his work at @chrtucci and www.christiantucci.net.
On Monday, July 25, 2016, Michelle Obama addressed the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, and by Tuesday many Americans were talking about it. Extraordinarily for us, however, is that this wasn’t the standard FLOTUS fuss about how she looked. Instead the internet was abuzz about her words. And more specifically, the message that she delivered from those words. Alert: Progress ahead! It was in 2008 that most of the country met Michelle Obama, and understood her to be a famous woman. Flash forward just eight short years to a few days after her 2016 DNC speech, and we as a…
This post originally appeared on ChristianTucci.net. I love my son. He is talented, funny, handsome, and he’s an outstanding student. Now, he doesn’t get straight A’s, and they know his name in the in-school suspension office, but damn it he’s a good kid. But some incompetent, pathetic “teacher” of his who reduced my son, my son, to a letter grade gave him a C in his AP Human Geography course. A C. Since Mr. Joe Dickerson is such a dignified sage in geography, he probably has been to most obvious summer destination spots. I’ve generously compiled a thoughtful list of…