We have had three nights planning the purchase of illegal fireworks; nothing could go wrong. Everybody in the car ride is as silent as if they just ripped a fart in a crowded subway train. We are going fifteen miles under the speed limit in a beat-up 1990 Toyota Corolla. Every Illinois cop we’ve seen, we made a special note to pull out in front of them and thank them for their service. The reek of cheese ripples through the air, the Wisconsin border is fast approaching. As we enter the state, our stomachs are not having it, and we…
Author: Christopher Michaels
Christopher Michaels
Christopher Michaels is an improviser/comedy writer. I am from the Windy City and have recently moved to the Big Apple. I am currently enrolled in the Jacob Krueger Studio Sitcom Writing Class with Jerry Perzigian. I have a wild imagination and it’s out of this world.