My dad can beat up your dad. For most adults, hearing this infamous phrase brings us back to our youth. Suddenly, we’re ten years old again, climbing to the top of the monkey bars to get a better view of the fight. Below, we can see Ryan, the school bully, whipping the ever-living shit out of Bo (who used to be called Bo-peep because of his slight build). Ryan winds up for a climatic win—and POW, the fight’s over. Ryan swaggers away victorious and snarling while Bo is left to cough up blood. But wait. The fight’s not over. Overcome…