Amelia Earhart: “My neck pillow, I find it impossible to sleep on the plane without it.” Vincent Van Gogh: “My Other Ear” Charlie Chaplin: “Have to say my mustache, this mustache will always be in style and I am so glad I have it.” Abraham Lincoln: “Season passes to the Ford’s Theater, my job is super stressful and it’s the only place I can put my head at ease” Shakespeare: “My co-writer Greg, he really does most of the writing and I hope he gets the credit he deserves!” Cleopatra: “Definitely my pet snake, he is my ride or die”…
Author: Connor Adams
Connor Adams
Connor Adams is a writer and television professional living in New York City. He is from New Jersey and has performed standup all over the tri-state area and he loves you very much.
1952 – “Don’t Call my Baby Baby, Baby” by the Babies Considered the first one hit wonder and hoping to capitalize on the newest slang of the day, the Babies had a #1 hit with this tune that soon wore out its welcome when the band took the slang too far and began blurring the lines of the affectionate term “baby” and literal newborns in their live performances. 1964 – “Hey President Johnson ” by Stone Fletcher In this simple yet powerful piece of acoustic protest rock, Stone Fletcher used his lyrics to get the people of the country to…
Absorb your beverage through osmosis. Snort your drink like you’re in the bathroom of Studio 54. Instead of drinking your beverage, treat it as a symbol of first-world privilege and save it as a reminder of how lucky you are to have quick access to clean liquid. Use a lead pipe you found in the alley next to the assault victim as a straw. Cup the liquid with both hands and bring to your mouth like you just traversed the Sahara desert. Put the drink in your nephew’s Super Soaker and shoot yourself in the mouth. Have your humerus bone…