This is your Captain, Jean-Luc Picard speaking. It has come to my attention that the holodeck has been in unusually high demand as of late. Everyone on the Enterprise is well within their rights to use this outlet when they wish, but I remind you all that we must do so in an appropriate fashion. Therefore, it is with reservations I am announcing the Holodeck’s “Swingers Party” program will be suspended until further notice. This decision is surely disappointing to many of you. Rest assured I did not make it impulsively or without taking the perspectives and opinions of the…
Author: Corey Pajka
Corey Pajka
Corey Pajka is a Brooklyn, NY-based writer. His satirical work has been published by Points in Case, The Weekly Humorist, Flexx Mag, and The Satirist. His theatrical work has been produced regionally at theatres across the U.S. and in New York at Off and Off-Off Broadway venues. His radio plays are available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and other outlets. He is also a climate change activist, working with 350Brooklyn. He co-edits their bi weekly newsletter and contributes to their e-magazine Parts Per Million. He is married to another playwright and they have a Pembroke Welsh Corgi named Sancho Panza. www.coreypajka.com