Dear Meghan Markle, First of all, I want to congratulate you on your acting in the show Suits, trying to make trench coats happen, and being very pretty. However, I must address the media rumors that I’m confronted with literally every time I try to so much as buy breakfast at 7-Eleven – MEGHAN MARKLE IS ENGAGED TO PRINCE HARRY. THE QUEEN LOVES MEGHAN MARKLE. MEGHAN MARKLE & HER GIANT FUCKING ROCK. MEGHAN MARKLE POOPS SPRINKLES. Here’s the deal: I totally believe you are capable of pooping sprinkles. If anyone can do it, it’s you. I’m also going to give…
Author: Courtney Kocak
Courtney Kocak
Courtney Kocak is a writer on Amazon’s Emmy-winning animated series Danger & Eggs. Her bylines include the LA Times, Bustle, Weekly Humorist, and many others. You can find her on Twitter and Instagram at @courtneykocak... probably in a bikini.