Dear Four-Eyes, At the risk of stating the obvious, I feel I must offer you some common-sense advice. Let’s start with the first problem. You get to school 30 minutes early: You see, when you get to school so early, you give Connor, Brock, Chet, and Brayden the opportunity to make fun of you. Every day without fail, you for some reason choose to walk directly in front of the gang hanging in and around Brayden’s dad’s red convertible. Solution: instead of getting to school 30 minutes early, walking right in front of them, and hiking your backpack straps up…
Author: Dan Gutenberg
Dan Gutenberg
Dan Gutenberg is the Editor-in-Chief of The Every Three Weekly—the official humor publication at the University of Michigan.