Author: David Tuchman

In a truly bizarre coincidence, all the therapists you’ve ever had just happened to be at the same hotel bar during a psychologists’ convention. None of them is quite sure how the topic of your mental well-being came up, but they all agreed on one thing: you’re an extremely weird person. They’re well aware that discussing you was very likely a HIPAA violation, but once they realized they’d all had you as a patient at different times in your life, they couldn’t help it. You’re just that strange. Like, deeply odd. “You know, I really thought they’d grow out of…