PARIS, FRANCE – 50 volleyballs have been popped by the top of the Eiffel Tower so far in the Paris 2024 Olympic Games, in an oversight Olympic official Gabriel Dubois claimed has cost the games hundreds of euros. Dubois claimed that when deciding to place the beach volleyball stadium next to the Eiffel Tower, planners “knew the top of the tower was pointy,” but “just didn’t think anyone could get a volleyball up there.” “Boy, were we wrong,” he admitted, “and it has cost us.” Dubois said Olympic staff have made 21 trips to Parisian sporting goods stores in the…
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