Owning a rescue dog has its perks. One being that the dog finds a safe home with a loving owner. The other perk is the owner can brag to their friends about owning a rescue dog. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s amazing that people want to provide a neglected animal with a nice place to live. I even change the channel when one of those depressing ASPCA commercials with the somber music comes on, because I can’t stand looking at all those sad puppy dog faces. But when someone claims their dog is a rescue, there’s no way…
Author: Dean Decker
Dean Decker
Dean is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Philly.
As of today, more than fifty million Americans have received both doses of the vaccine and are considered fully immune to COVID-19. The United States has prudently prioritized vaccinating the older population and at-risk individuals. However, ages 21-39 still trail far behind in receiving a dose of the vaccine. It’s time the federal government steps in so this younger demographic can get a taste of COVID-free living and try and relieve themselves of a yearlong, mostly COVID-induced celibacy. The only sensible solution to this problem is to let every bar bouncer in America administer the vaccine before customers enter. Here…