Drake recently revealed that he has been collecting Birkin bags for years, a gift for “the woman I end up with.” Which got me thinking – what else is he collecting for his eventual soulmate? One Mid-Tier Birkin Bag: $20,000 500 Cashmere Turtlenecks: $75,000 Napoleon Bonaparte’s Stolen Penis Purchased From the Daughter of a New Jersey Urologist: $100,000 First Edition Copy of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone: $160,000 Hooters Franchise in a Medium-Sized Metropolitan City: $1,500,000 Cheesecake Factory Franchise in a Medium-Sized Metropolitan City: $7,000,000 The Heart of the Ocean Necklace From Titanic: $20,000,000 Penthouse Apartment at the Four…
Author: D. Arthur
D. Arthur
D. Arthur is a Brooklyn based writer, comedian, middle child, awkward tweeter, and mother of a dog. Here is a link to her website that you probably won’t look at unless you’re her mom. Hi mom!