RENE DESCARTES: “I would play double the rent next month…and I hope you know it is not impossible for me to pay double the rent next month because everything that is external to me is subject to skepticism and as such the only thing that is certain to me is my own rational existence. JOHN LOCKE: “I have realized that I would not be able to pay double the rent next month.” DAVID HUME: “Does my poor financial condition engender sentimentality in you because all our rational thoughts are subordinate to the strength of our own self-same passions?” IMMANUEL KANT: “The concept of rent…
Author: Divyansh Kulshrestha
Divyansh Kulshrestha
Divyansh Kulshrestha is a writer-comedian from India. He's been published in magazines like FlexxMag, BroadwayBeat and EOTB and his work has also featured in fiction magazines. He also runs the Blog of Hell at https://satanblogs.substack.com/
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Hi there. This is Sherlock Holmes, a high-functioning sociopath who’s coincidentally labeled as the greatest detective of all time (Fuck Poirot), and I want to announce that I am absolutely shit at the board game Clue. Who would’ve thought that a person of my caliber would be so poor in a game where the objective is to apprehend the murderer? It sounds like the height of irony, right? Perhaps the common eye would think that such an astounding fact is a ruse. But I’ve truly never won. Over the years, I’ve studied countless tactics but as soon as the game…