I envision Shakespeare doing triple Salchows in his grave hearing too many people literally use the word “literally” these days: “He literally just said that” or “That’s literally the point” or even better “you literally used the word literally wrong.” Mark Twain said “if you see an adverb, shoot it” (he’s doing quadruple Salchows to one-up Billy) and while I cannot espouse murder for any reason (unless one is literally defending oneself), I can agree with the premise because “literally” is literally used way too much. It’s the equivalent of verbal waterboarding by way of fingernail chalkboarding. As an alternative…