Diabetes runs in my family. My mother has it. My grandmother had it. Chances are good that if I keep drinking carbonated corn syrup through a Twizzler for breakfast I’m going to get diabetes too. I’m not worried though because I’m a tech-savvy problem solver. You might have heard of this new technology called the blockchain. What does it do? No one really knows. That’s not important. What matters is that it is really new and really high-tech. So I came up with a solution to this whole diabetes problem: cure it with the blockchain! I’ve been following David Avocado…
Author: Edward Ellsworth
Edward Ellsworth
Edward is an editor at bullshit.ist, the co-creator of The Black Suit of Death comic book series and NOT a shill for the Illuminati. He's also married to a cyborg. You can stalk him on Twitter @Erellsworth or read his blog at erellsworth.com.