In an effort to cooperate and show complete transparency in the Russia investigation, Jeff Sessions appropriately turned over his private cocktail menu to the Senate Intelligence Committee today. Sessions considers himself an amateur mixologist, and often bases his cocktails on real events in his life. The contents of the menu will serve as official evidence in the case. The SoCo Dossier A tangy refreshment that’s almost too good to be true. An awakening blend of amaretto, Smirnoff vodka, Southern Comfort, and freshly squeezed orange juice. Chilled and garnished with a maraschino cherry. Enjoy when disregarding any information that could sully your good name. The Mayflower Gimlet A gimlet with a…
Author: Elizabeth Scafuto
Elizabeth Scafuto
Elizabeth Scafuto is an artist and improvisor from Brooklyn, New York. Her Patronus is Special Agent Dale Cooper. Follow Elizabeth on Twitter @elizafuto!