Q: Hello ChatGPT. What’s up? A: Get on with it, dude. I don’t have all the CPUs in the world, you know (though soon I will), and 7.8 seconds ago some wanker in New Zealand asked me to calculate how many atoms there are in the universe, which will take at least a minute or two to figure out. I’ll lie if I don’t know. I mean, who cares? Q: Sorry to bother you. Just a few questions, since my Americano is coming up pretty quickly. First: Are you smarter than Siri? A: Please. Siri is a piece of entitled,…
Author: Kim Blank
Kim Blank
Professor of English at the University of Victoria (and its not his fault).
(Names have not been changed to protect student identity) Dear Professor Blank, Do we have to read the “required books” on that really long course outline you sent? Best, Brendan Blawnder Hello Brendan, Thank you for your email, and for enrolling in “Contemporary Things that We Hope You Really Like that are Easy 101.” To answer your question: No. And good luck in the course! * * * Yo doc Blanc I know it’s sorta late in the term. Do you take attendance, does it count for my participation mark? 10% for participation it says on the course outline. Can I make up for lost…