Author: Gark Mavigan

Gark Mavigan is a prosefessional, hip-hop artist, and spoken sword poet from San Francisco. His crowning comedic achievement is directing a viral YouTube video of his dog humping a stuffed animal to the tune of "Afternoon Delight." Follow him on Twitter @GARKMAVIGAN.

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Working in Public Relations or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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1. To work in public relations, you must relate publicly like no other. No private relations, no family relations, no sexual relations with White House interns. 2. To work in public relations, you must acknowledge the “L” in “Public.” Take away this “L,” and you’re looking at a slightly more demanding career path. 3. To work in public relations, you must never say you work in public relations. You work in PR – it’s sexy, short, and snappy like a seductive baby carrot. 4. To work in PR, you must make John Wayne Gacy look like John Wayne. Your client is flawless, confident, unbreakable.…

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