INTERVIEWER: Charles Entertainment Cheese. That’s an interesting name. What is that, Dutch? CHUCK E. CHEESE: Rat, actually. INTERVIEWER: Oh, right. CEC: But you can just call me Chuck. INTERVIEWER: So, Chuck, tell me a little bit about yourself. CEC: Up until recently I was the mascot at a chain of nationwide children’s restaurants. Unfortunately, after forty-three years in business, they were forced to file for bankruptcy. INTERVIEWER: And how do you feel that’s prepared you for a job in finance? CEC: Well, when you work all day around kids who are hopped up on pizza and soda, you learn to…
Author: Graeme Carey
Graeme Carey
Graeme Carey is a writer from Ontario, Canada. His work has appeared in McSweeney's, The Offing, Points in Case, and Weekly Humorist.