Hey, what’s up, chump? It’s me, your twenty-fourth birthday. Mom wanted me to remind you to take your dishes up from the basement. The milk smell from the cereal bowls is wafting through the vents. Can’t smell the milk? The scent of mildew growing on the wet pipes you sleep under must be overpowering the other smells. Everyone you know on Instagram is now traveling the world, writing for a Netflix show or making fortunes in tech finding new and exciting ways to exploit people. Everyone you know in real life works at Jimmy John’s with you. Is it cool…
Author: Grant Stiles
Grant Stiles
Grant Stiles is a writer, filmmaker and stand-up comedian from Cincinnati, OH. He currently lives in Chicago.