“He who smelt it, dealt it.” – Anonymous “He who made the rhyme, did the crime.” – Anonymous (but a different one) There is no greater guarantee that one is the purveyor of gas than going on about said gas. In fact, I am always suspicious that one must have been the flatulator. The only difference between the farter and the smeller is that every farter has a bottom, and every smeller has a nose. Men always like to be the first who dealt it; women always like to be the last who smelt it. There are only two tragedies…
Author: Heidi Lux
Heidi Lux
Heidi Lux is currently a managing editor for The Belladonna. She has written for Nickelodeon and humor sites including Reductress, CollegeHumor, Cracked, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Bunny Ears, and McSweeney’s. Twitter @heidi_lux.