1. Lure her over for a refreshing swim on a hot summer afternoon; after all, the pool was built for visitors and it’s a shame to see it go unused. Next, remove the ladder and watch her swim laps helplessly, unable to hoist herself up (especially after her varicose vein surgery). The last part is when she finally pees herself. Like a child! 2. Invite her over for an afternoon tea in the living room and say you’ll just pop out for a second – you forgot the biscuits! Remember to turn the music up before you leave so she will not…
Author: Heini Ulmanen
Heini Ulmanen
Heini Ulmanen is a writer from Finland who has mostly blogged about her food-poisonings in South-America. You can find her work at heiniulmanen.com and follow her on Twitter @heini_u.