Rumor has it here in the 51 barracks that some of you humans and huwomans are going to help us escape from the slammer. Between our daily lashings, Groid and Xema543 started sneaking off to the guards’ station to Google “man on man” in hopes that we could turn our evil warders against each other. Instead, they found pictures with lots of flesh, hair, and floppy things… but that’s not important. They also discovered your brilliant plan to aid in our freedom! Trust me, I can’t wait to stretch my tentacles, squirt out my pus, and finally slide around for…
Author: Holyn Thigpen
Holyn Thigpen
Holyn Thigpen is a student writer and producer who has already mastered the "pseudo-hipster film kid" archetype. She enjoys googling Nicolas Cage, watching foreign films that make her feel smart, and concocting horrible iced lattes.