In light of the blatantly offensive Moana costume that Disney rightfully recalled, I think it’s time to sit down and discuss just a few of the costumes you should avoid at all costs this Halloween to protect everyone’s feelings at your next costume party. 1. A Cop With all of these shootings going on sparking the #BlackLivesMatter movement, you will want to avoid dressing like a cop this Halloween unless you want to start a riot at your party. 2. A Disney Princess It doesn’t matter which one. It doesn’t even matter if you dress up as a princess that fits…
Author: Hunter Mruz
Hunter Mruz
Hunter Mruz is a student at the Johnny Carson School of Theatre and Film at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. He loves acting and writing and is the troupe leader of UNL's improv troupe, Lazzi. Follow him on Twitter @huntfobooty.
Even though you can afford $2.57 for a coffee, complain about the price. Baristas have the power to offer discounts when waiting on kings and queens. Remember to keep as far away as possible from the drive-thru window so the servant – sorry – barista won’t get their hands even close to scratching your chariot/red Subaru Outback. It is perfectly acceptable to get offended when the barista doesn’t know what “The Usual” is. How dare they not know the drink of such a prestigious regular! The only lines a royal figure such as yourself should be dealing with are the lines you…