Boys, thanks for swarming on such short notice. We all know it’s brutal out there. A bloodbath. Other sales managers are blaming the macroeconomic conditions, but you know me—I don’t like excuses. We’re tougher than that. It’s time to adopt a wartime stance. The demo call tomorrow morning is a goddamn knife fight. We need to come at them with machetes. Our new automated workflow will slit their throats. Our UX is a katana blade. Sorry if I seem a bit on edge. Just be glad we’re not in person: I tied one on last night and reek of beer…