Once again this afternoon, the crack mutual aid group fondly known as Brawndo Aid was dropping sixteen-pound bags of Reddy Ice on the steaming sidewalks and unloading coolers with thousands of bottles of water and Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. “You can see how badly people need it,” one of the volunteers, Shirley Shirelly, 35, said, chugging down a phosphorescent purple ‘Livewire Summer Freeze’ flavor of the popular sports drink, which as we know contains many electrolytes. Meanwhile, PespiWalmartDisneyCo, owner of Brawndo, issued a statement saying they are “happy to charitably donate more supplies of Brawndo, which has massive Brawndo-level electrolytes, and is…
Author: Jason Bentsman
Jason Bentsman
Due to an unfortunate but hilarious accident, Jason Bentsman actually has a robot butt. The second season of the sitcom coming this autumn. Humor in The American Bystander, Litro Magazine UK, The Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Two Fifty One,The Satirist, MuddyUm. Other literary writings worldwide. More info: www.linktr.ee/jason_bentsman
Og’s latest, Running Horse 237, is a far cry from his greatest works, such as Buffalo 12, Man Chasing Reindeer With Bow 16, and even Running Horses 148 and Running Horse 19. Nonetheless, it is still an Og. And Og at his worst is better than many cave artists at their best. While the presentation feels rushed and a little crude, and you may not be able to commune directly with the horse-spirit, you still might hear it winnowing and feel some residual sense of awe. Also, it is quite tasty—it’s painted with those berries out there beyond the fields…