Author: Jeremiah Granden

Jeremiah Granden writes a lot of humor, horror, and satire, sometimes unintentionally. He lives in Fort Worth, Texas.

To Whom It May Concern: I recently took a DNA ancestry test through your company. The results I received were inaccurate. Your report claims that I am 0.0000% Native American. This is untrue. The Mince family has taken great pride in its Indian heritage over the years. I believe that you either mixed up the samples or are applying shoddy science to generate the results. To prove this, I would like to cite the following evidence: 1. If you were alive during the 1960s and 1970s, you may remember that Mohawk Indians helped build the skyscrapers in New York City.…

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