Josh Harlow, 28 Stock boy Invented a society where “we’re all just bros, man. Like everyone just helps each other.” Jessica Milton, 21 College student Founded eight new forms of anxiety, including a crippling fear of leaves. Derek Chow, 17 High school student Took advantage of an untapped market by introducing pot to the youth of Springfield Catholic. Mia Thelman, 15 High school sophomore Revolutionized how we eat (and think about) Entenmann’s powdered donuts. Lauren Bradley, 24 Digital marketing coordinator Co-wrote and produced two-woman rock opera inspired by Taylor Swift’s body of work. Tina Cassidy,…
Author: Jessica Taylor Price
Jessica Taylor Price
Jessica Taylor Price is a writer originally from Chicago, but please don’t ask her about their sports teams. She got her BA in English from the University of Chicago and an MA in English from Brandeis, and has also taken courses at the Second City in Chicago, which is why she isn’t out making money somewhere. Jessica lives in Cambridge, MA with her husband and their beloved hamster, Coin. Follow her on Twitter @infinitejessp.
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Hey ladies! Are you sick of having company take shits in the same drab old room? Don’t you wish your Thanksgiving guests had something pretty to look at while they hunker down and push out last night’s ill-advised beef tacos? Well you’re in luck, because here are four quick and easy ways to spruce up that room in your house where everyone who comes over on Thanksgiving will defecate. Just a few steps and before you know it, they’ll be shitting in a room that looks like it came out of Martha Stewart’s magazine! Scented Candles Scented candles are a…