Hey Jimmy, It’s me – your best friend! This letter is my official application for the role of Senior Account Executive, but we both know this is just a formality because I know you. We’re friends. As you know, I’ve no experience in the area of accounts, seniority, or executiveness, but as previously stated, we’re friends – making me the perfect candidate. In the job description you’ve stated, “applicants must have at least seven years experience in this role or a role of similar standing.” I don’t have that, but remember your birthday party last year? I was there! Sure, I have…
Author: Joe Murphy
Joe Murphy
From Sydney, Australia but living in a love triangle with humour and whodunits.
Hello loyal stakeholders, Thank you all for coming to this press conference, and for allowing me the opportunity to address the scandal. As CEO, it’s my duty to address these types of scandals, and I’m excited for the opportunity to put it to bed and ease any concerns you may be feeling towards our company at this present time. A time that is linear and sometimes circular in the way time can be. After all, it is relative! Of course, being in charge, I’m totally across all things within the company. The comings. The goings. The in-betweens. And, of course,…