Irony Man: defeats villains using the power of irony. The Loop: hilarious mogul goes apeshit on high-speed transportation, debuts it with a slow car in a tunnel. The Bus: bang-up guy invents transit system that solves traffic flow (and get this – you don’t even have to drive!), then realizes people could just take the bus. Twitter Man: defeats villains with 280 characters or less. Plummets his own stock by tweeting it’s “too high imo.” Autopilot: brilliant self-starter pours money into self-driving cars, mostly because he’s “too high imo” to drive. Irony Man 2: defeats villains using the power of…