Haroldson’s Rice Cakes care about this world. Crunch into a whole grain treat that has the guts to fight. Haroldson’s Rice Cakes make a scrumptious snack or turn one into a meal. Just don’t top it with an egg or smoked salmon. Our rice cakes are vegan, always have been. Truth be told, our rice cakes were briefly larded. We rescued several tons of lard en route to a landfill. Please understand, meat is murder but saving would-be wasted hog parts is a refreshing glass of water. People have questioned one rice cake being a meal, calling it “improbable” and “harmful messaging”.…
Author: Joel Gray
Joel Gray
Joel performed improv and sketch comedy in Chicago and Minneapolis a lifetime ago. He went on to work in emergency mental health and then took a break to toil on small farms for several years. Currently, he lives and works in Minneapolis where he is a public health nurse and writes a bit.