Author: John Corten

Well, you were right. Your incredibly insensitive but even more easily offended friend, who always says no one gets her because she’s from Philadelphia, was also just an outwardly insensitive but easily offended jerk in Pennsylvania as well. The Institute of Hypocritical Studies (IHS) conducted several interviews with her childhood friends, immediate and extended family, various educators, and even casual acquaintances as part of a clinical study about Phantom Geographical Douchebaggery Syndrome (PGDS). PGDS is a condition that describes people who consistently use the region of their upbringing as an excuse for their anti-social behavior, especially after relocating. This research…