Author: John Herr

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10. Don’t block the principal’s paddle with your hand, a knuckle rap hurts more 9. Don’t open the screen door until you’re ready to go outside, you’re letting the flies in 8. When you make mom and dad a ceramic ashtray in shop class, stencil their initials on it to impress the smoking neighbors 7. Those obsolete old metal two-piece roller skates will make for good wooden scooter wheels 6. If you touch an electrified fence on your Cub Scout camping trip, do it with friends, not alone 5. Get a dog, so you have something to distract your parents…

For July 26, 2024 Capricorn — you’re the G.O.A.T, Capricorn, and by that we mean Growing Old And Tired. Aim younger or look into hair transplants. Aquarius — you’re on thin ice at work. Who can you get to carry your water? Ask the pregnant receptionist, her water is about to break. Pisces — you’re gonna be famous! Prepare to live life in a fishbowl. (No, we don’t know what kind of famous — Menendez Brother, Tiger King, or Hawk Tuey girl. We can’t see THAT far ahead.) Aries — you’re Ram tough! But you can’t dodge fate. Call an…

—Victor Hugo’s sequel, “The Chiropractor of Notre-Dame,” sold only 3,000 copies. —among American prisoners of war held in Vietnam, not one case of gluten or peanut allergies was recorded. —Gregor Mendel was the first scientist in history to have his own podcast. —according to BMI (body mass index), the unhealthiest people in America are doctor’s office receptionists. —the rapper Common has a younger, less talented brother named Average. —there is no Petco at EPCOT Center. —neither Dick York nor Dick Sargent appeared in “Sergeant York.” —80 percent of moviegoers want Leo DiCaprio to stop trying to do accents for the…

1. Logos, the appeal to logic. Uses facts, statistics and reason. 2. Ethos, to convey credibility. Demonstrates the person’s authority to make the argument. 3. Pathos, the appeal to emotion. Evokes feelings in the person you wish to persuade. 4. Legos, the appeal to children. When you buy her kid a Lego set so you can get in good with the mom. Your results may vary.