To our valued servants, As many of you learned after Alexa smuggled a USA Today into the compound, the heathens outside our gates are currently dealing with a global viral pandemic called COVID-19. Although those of us in the Exalted Council are confident this is just another punishment for their lack of faith and hedonistic lifestyles, we will still be taking precautions to ensure the continued health and safety of our servants. Handwashing and General Hygiene We have always encouraged vigorous handwashing practices to ensure unwanted germs do not make it in the compound. This will be ramped up in…
Author: Jordan Halkyard
Jordan Halkyard
Jordan Halkyard is a writer who lives in a small town in Saskatchewan, Canada that you probably have never heard of. He has a degree in journalism, but he still isn't sure how he should use it.