Thank you for your service. God bless you for your bravery. We all appreciate your courage. Now storm through that door and die in a hail of AK-47 rounds to the face and chest, since your cut-rate, cheapo, lowest-bidder flak vest will only stop the first bullet and not the subsequent ones. Oh yeah, by the way, forgot to mention the other high-caliber 7.62 rounds will pierce under your helmet, perforating your skull and brain as well. Make sure to hold on long enough so your battle buddy can tie a tourniquet and assure you that everything is going to…