Please answer YES or NO: Is it appropriate to respond with D-Generation X’s “suck it” move when… 1. Your boss asks you to work late? 2. The Cracker Barrel store is out of moon pies? 3. Dora asks you to repeat something in Spanish? 4. Your grandmother asks you to help her get Christmas trees out of her attic? 5. Someone cuts you off in traffic? 6. Someone cuts you off in the lunch line? 7. Someone cuts you off in line for communion? 8. Your favorite contestant gets kicked off of Project Runway? 9. The UPS guy leaves a…
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Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas is a humor writer from Memphis, Tennessee who sometimes posts things at josephthomascomedy.com if you're ever interested. He is here to help and will stay until the wind changes.
Last week, Bill O’Reilly made the news by attempting to clarify First Lady Michelle Obama’s comments about slaves building the White House by saying the slaves were “housed” and “well-fed.” This was not the first time O’Reilly spoke out on the topic of slavery, however. Here are some of his previous claims: 1. “Most slaves lived in lavish penthouse apartments a short walk from where they worked.” 2. “Upon abolition, every slave was promised a new pair of Air Jordans but few ever received them.” 3. “American slavery is a myth.” 4. “The American Civil War was actually fought because both the North and…