7:38 a.m.: Watching clips of the first presidential debate Undecided Voter’s Spouse: So honey, what do you think? Undecided Voter: Well, I’ve carefully considered Biden’s focus on empathy, competence, and helping our country become a better version of itself with respect to our self-described values, and Trump’s platform on killing us all with coronavirus and climate change and then building a throne out of our gold-dipped remains. At this point, I’m really not sure who I prefer. 9:06 a.m.: At one of those diners with mismatched mugs where national election reporters go to seek out the political opinions of coal…
Author: Joshua Benjamin
Joshua Benjamin
Josh Benjamin is a humor and education writer from the Boston area. His humor writing has appeared in Points in Case. His preferred way to eat an Oreo is with his mouth.