Hey guys, This is your old pal from the New York Military Academy, Donald T. It’s been a year since our last sleepover at Trump Tower. Yes that was hella fun. But now I’m PRESIDENT. Which mean this year’s sleepover is going to be at the White House! Melania will be away in New York with Barron for a PTA meeting or something, so NOBODY TO BUG US OR NAG US while we enjoy these awesome sleepover activities: Oval Office Pillow Fort The desk in the Oval Office is huge! Lots of space under it to build a pillow fort.…
Author: Jourdan Arenson
Jourdan Arenson
Jourdan Arenson of Eugene, Oregon is a failed freelance journalist and washed–up technical writer who now writes humor.