1. A Brand-New Name: In fulfilling his campaign pledge to rename our country the Republic of Bawitdaba, President Rock held a press conference on the Capitol steps with a few members of his cabinet, including Kid Ag, Kid Commerce, and Kid HUD. In a stirring speech he asked all Americans to please calm the fuck down. “Y’all need to treat each other better and give a flying hillbilly fuck about each other,” he said. “Except for that beeyotch in the failing New York Times.” He also announced that the White House is to be renamed the Honky Tonk Tootsie Rock Ship…
Author: Karen Sullivan
Karen Sullivan
Karen, a former ship captain, marine biologist, and spokesperson for a federal agency, writes both serious and ridiculous stuff, but finds coping with dystopia to be better served by satire.