To my sweet guy: You may have some questions about what’s happening to your body. Your implanted brain is going to be sending signals down to your motherboard and you may not know what those mean or how to program yourself to feel. Here are a few things that will be changing that mommy and daddy wanted to help explain. Change #1: Fluids Sometimes, when a bot gets excited about something or someone, it begins to excrete fluids. It will be from an external cartridge near your motherboard and may rise with temperatures. This may be embarrassing at school! When…
Author: Kate Villa
Kate Villa
Kate is a comedy writer. She has worked in some of the most fun places (The President Show, UCBComedy, Pig Apple) and her work has been featured in some of the most fun places (Cartuna, IFC, Hellogiggles, Domino, Bossladies, Higgsweldon, MuseumHack). She is, objectively, the most fun.