A discarded, white dress shirt A 2004-era silk bow tie, formerly of Tucker Carlson The VHS cassette, but not the cardboard box, of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Empty bottles of Sauvignon blanc Last week’s pre-algebra homework Draft No. 3 of Women Who Work The butts of three hoagies Omarosa’s bridal shower menu Compost residue from from Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden Michelle Bachmann’s 2003 Christmas card Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ personal supply of canned pie filling Place settings from Tricia Nixon’s wedding reception An exceptionally dense pile of gum wrappers Staples’ Easy Button, unboxed Grace Coolidge’s National Institute of Social Science…
Author: Katherine M. Hill
Katherine M. Hill
Katherine is a Brooklyn-based writer and editor. She used to write about pop-punk, but now she just yells at the TV. You can find her on Twitter at @KatherineInBK.