EVANSTON, IL– Medical students and staff at Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine began the study of one Dandy Jurkins, suffering from a rare, severe allergy to all nuts, including his own. “It all started at puberty,” Jurkins explained “first my nuts dropped, then my immune system. The hives between my thighs never go away.” Researchers have stressed how dire this chronic disease is, “Every time he masturbates to completion, he goes into anaphylactic shock. Despite Jurkins’ constant pain and high risk of death, he still manages to masturbate twelve times a day. We’ve had to revive him multiple times.”…
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