Yesterday, I heard the children that live upstairs from me singing the song “On Top of Spaghetti.” That song makes no goddamn sense at all, and the next time I see those kids, I’m going to tell them that! Here is a breakdown of the lyrics, with commentary: On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese I hate to start off by being so picky, but this is not a nutritious meal. In fact, it’s downright disgusting. Don’t get me wrong. I love pasta, but all covered with cheese? The lyrics are not “on top of spaghetti, sprinkled with cheese,”…
Author: Keith Malek
Keith Malek
Keith Malek is a humor writer whose work has been published in The Haven. He once ate an entire bottle of Flintstone vitamins and thought that he was Barney Rubble for about three weeks.