I am concerned. I have heard rumblings of discontent from the kitchen table to the playroom. I would personally take a few moments to express my agreement with the 8 p.m. bedtime enforced by the parents of our little… society. Let me be the first to offer my full support to Mother and Father. When have they steered us wrong? Remember, friends, the steamed broccoli that so many of us were quick to dismiss as “yucky” only to be urged on by our brave guardians to, “Just try it! You’ll like it!” and oh, how right they were. Was this…
Author: Keith Orlowski
Keith Orlowski
Keith Orlowski is a young comedian just waiting for anything remotely interesting to happen to him. He is located in Knoxville, Tennessee and is currently writing about himself in the third person. Probably not currently when you’re reading this, but maybe. You don’t know Keith Orlowski, you don’t know what he’s up to.
You asked, we delivered. After 20 years of field research, our multicultural team coming from various religious backgrounds has determined the definitive top ten worst places to be stabbed on planet Earth. Here we go: The Ten Worst Places in the World to Be Stabbed 10. The Dentist If you’re bleeding, it’s your own fault. Maybe you should have flossed more often. Maybe you shouldn’t have been a dick in the waiting room. Either way, while not an ideal place to be stabbed, being technically in a doctor’s office makes this only #10 on our list. They probably know some…
Hello, I’d like to discuss the portrayal of Michael Myers in the new Halloween movie, but also the representation of all killers and murderers in Hollywood horror films. Frankly, I find it offensive. I’ve been hearing so often that representation is important, and I am beginning to agree. As a serial killer myself, I do not appreciate the way these characters are always shown having it all figured out, always having all the cards. Victims don’t just fall into our laps. And even when they do, clean-up is a bitch. Mr. Myers barely ever breaks into more than a brisk…