Remember your lack of exposure to sports as a child. Were you aware of any sporting events besides football playing on TV in the background on Sunday afternoons? Did any of your family members engage in recreational sports other than the weekly scavenger hunt for Dad’s keys? Truly nothing you could have done here. Remember your lack of exposure to winter sports as a child. Was the closest ice skating rink 41 miles away inside a mall? Did anyone you know own a pair of skates? Were you even aware that ice skating was an Olympic event, and not just…
Author: Kelley Greene
Kelley Greene
Kelley Greene is a writer and performer based in Chicago. She has studied at The Second City and iO, and has been featured in the Mary Scruggs Works by Women Festival and the compilation book 'The Awkward Phase.' You can find her online at kelleygreene.pizza or on Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene.
1. Find your lucky seat Plop down in a comfortable spot on your couch and make sure you have a solid view of the TV. If your team wins, this is now the seat you will sit in during future games. But if your team loses, you’ll need to find another seat for the next game, and continue searching until you find the seat that “works.” 2. Find your lucky shirt When your team wins its first game of the season, take note of the shirt you’re wearing that day. This is now your game-day shirt, and you’ll need to…
Hey guys, I just wanted to send a quick earthMail out (special thanks to Todd for transcribing onto these slate tablets) since I didn’t have time to zoom around to everyone individually. We have a lot going on for Project Survival, and I want to make sure everyone stays up-to-date. First things first. Doug was carried off by a leopard at some point during the darkness time. We’ll need to backfill his position as Darktime Sentry. I’m hoping someone will feel empowered enough to volunteer, but if we have to, we’ll draw reeds. Also, Doug left his mammoth-hide loincloths hanging…