Good afternoon, neighbor! It’s that time of year. The most glorious season there is: fall. The air is crisp, the pumpkins are abundant, and the apples are ripe. But what’s the most splendid thing about this season, you ask? The leaves, in all their vibrant hues – scarlet, burgundy, amber, rust – are falling. The leaves are fleeing their trees. At last. The time has come. It is now my annual opportunity to utilize the sole piece of outdoor power equipment that makes me feel the most mighty, the most powerful, and the most goddamn untouchable of everybody I know:…
Author: Kerry Reynolds
Kerry Reynolds
Kerry Webster Reynolds is a Massachusetts Creative Writing teacher who writes her own stuff sometimes. Words: Points in Case, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Daily Drunk, etc. Follow her! @KWebbyRey. Really. She’s new to Twitter and gets V excited about followers.
Are you for real and from the heart? Or are you bogusly playing the part? Let’s find out! The following scenarios warrant a response from you. If you were put in the following predicaments, which responses would you choose? 1. A coworker you dislike invites you to get drinks with him after work on Friday. Are you more likely to say: A) “Aww, thanks for inviting me, but unfortunately I have a doctor’s appointment! It’s so tough to get on this dermatologist’s calendar, or otherwise I’d cancel it. Some other time though!” OR B) “I don’t know what gave you…