Hello from Tokyo! Are you excited? I sure as hell am. If they’d held these games a year ago I couldn’t have attended, because I didn’t exist yet. Can’t believe they waited for me. So kind. I haven’t had much time to learn Japanese, except one word: Konnichiwa. Hello to you too, Japan. I wasn’t planning to attend because, well, did you see the ticket prices? Before they got scared of me and banned spectators, that is. Now that you can’t buy a ticket, I’m sneaking in, thankfully. I wasn’t sure how I was going to carry a ticket. I’m…
Author: Kevin Gooden
Kevin Gooden
Kevin Gooden is a new writer trying to untangle the Möbius strip-like rubber belt system in his broken dishwasher. When he’s not - gasp - washing dishes by hand, he examines the world through a cracked monocle, makes ridiculous conclusions, and records them for alien archaeologists. Unearth some of his previous pieces at The Daily Drunk magazine. Twitter: https://twitter.com/kevingooden