Good riddance, Halloween! While many fair-weather Satanists are still gorging themselves on Snickers and Jujubes, I’m preparing for a real salute to the Dark Lord. Every true believer knows the best day to celebrate the devil is November 2nd, which is National Deviled Egg Day. To some, Deviled Egg Day is simply a holiday recognizing a cute way to prepare unborn chicken progeny. Those people are either uninformed or misguided. To them I say, let’s keep the devil in Deviled Egg Day. I remember last year’s controversy when Starbucks released Deviled Egg Day cups that did not feature Beelzebub. While…
Author: Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen is a comedy writer and performer based in New York City. He lives in a 5th floor walk-up, and dreams of someday not having to haul laundry up and down all those stairs. Follow Kevin on Twitter @kallennyc.