Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty thrill to close you down. George Bailey: Please, Mr. Potter, just a little more time. I’ll raise the money somehow. Mr. Potter: No, deadline’s tonight at midnight. I might move it earlier if I feel like it. George: That’s not fair! You can’t move the deadline around. Mr. Potter: I never said that. Who said I did? They’re so stupid. Really overrated. George: You’re not making any sense. Mr. Potter: I don’t need to make sense. I have all the…
Author: Kristy Eldredge
Kristy Eldredge
Kristy Eldredge writes happy, jolly humor for McSweeney's, The New Yorker, The Rumpus and other abstract ideas that we agree to call websites. She is also the writer/director of the web series Robot Secretary. She publishes the humor blog The Laffs Institute at https://kristyeldredge.tumblr.com/.