Dear “House of Mouse,” Congratulations, pandering liberal Jews, you’ve shown your asses yet again. I speak, of course, about your upcoming remake of The Little Mermaid, the latest in your descent into retelling the same stories again and again like my demented war criminal grandfather. But my complaint with you today isn’t political. Nor is it racial in nature. I’ve come to call about your indifference to the continued marginalization of a minority you people would prefer not to have to think about… White men. Specifically, those white men who are, shall we say, not traditionally attractive. Let me ask…
Author: Kyle Pendergraft
Kyle Pendergraft
Kyle Pendergraft writes things some people find mildly amusing at places like Laughing In Disbelief and Narrative Humor. You can find his book, Notes from the North Pole, where he shamelessly mocks the innocence of children, here: https://amzn.to/2YIFVAL.