Giant-Ass Thing of Toothpaste This is a must-have for any kid. You know that this is an item they’re using daily (or you hope for Pete’s sake they are). If they’re not using it, you get to be the hero they didn’t know they needed. Plus, you’re giving yourself a present with the peace of mind that they’re following dental hygiene protocol for the upcoming 4-7 months. Really, you’re giving them the gift of cavity prevention, and nothing says “fun gift” quite like that. Off-Brand Shampoo Not the fancy stuff or anything with a nice scent. You’ll want to find…